icavein:

same

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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nissavibes:

shutupnurse:

nissavibes:

shutupnurse:

aoife-is-walker-locked:

shutupnurse:

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rebellum:

I bet all the Americans are being like “wtf is that.” 

how can you actually grow up without that?! o.O

they don’t have it in America? 0.0 

Reason why we’re better than America #1

Pretty much. Us Americans suck

SO I HAVE A QUESTIONARETHESEREALLYILLEGALINAMERICA???

Yup

Wha- Why are they illegal? They look like regular chocolate eggs. 
I WANT TEN THOUSAND OF THEM.

Cause America’s stupid -.-

Tell me something I don’t know…

isn’t this like the wonder ball 

It’s illegal because it’s a choking hazard. No candy can have non edible pieces inside. And yeah lily is like Wonderball except Wonderball had more candy inside the chocolate

HAH jokes on you bitch we did have these in America.. did… 
"Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book." - John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

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